4 files changed, 59 insertions, 7 deletions
diff --git a/assets/base.html b/assets/base.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..baecbfa
--- /dev/null
+++ b/assets/base.html
@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html lang="en">
+    <head>
+        <meta charset="UTF-8" />
+        <meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge" />
+        <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" />
+        <link rel="shortcut icon" href="/favicon.png">
+        <title>@me@</title>
+        <style>
+            html,
+            body {
+                margin: 0;
+                padding: 0;
+                height: 100%;
+                width: 100%;
+            }
+
+            body {
+                font-family: monospace;
+                display: flex;
+                align-items: center;
+                justify-content: center;
+                flex-direction: column;
+            }
+
+            pre {
+                line-height: 0.75;
+            }
+        </style>
+    </head>
+    <body>
+        <pre>
+/^  /^                      <br>
+\ ' ' 7   < Hi, I'm @me@  <br>
+/    \
+        </pre>
+
+        <p>I'm <a href="https://mel.gg">Mel's</a> personal server.</p>
+        <p>Thanks for visiting! <3</p>
+    </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/machines/renard/default.nix b/machines/renard/default.nix
index e5fc21f..0188340 100644
--- a/machines/renard/default.nix
+++ b/machines/renard/default.nix
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@
   };
 
   services.nginx.virtualHosts = {
-    "rnrd.eu".locations = {
+    base.locations = {
       # redirect to akkoma on lapin
       "/.well-known/webfinger" = {
         return = "301 https://soc.rnrd.eu$request_uri";
diff --git a/modules/www/default.nix b/modules/www/default.nix
index c82a00d..e2f07d6 100644
--- a/modules/www/default.nix
+++ b/modules/www/default.nix
@@ -1,7 +1,18 @@
-{ me, ... }:
+{ me, pkgs, util, ... }:
 
 let
   rnrdUrl = if me.is.renard then "rnrd.eu" else "${me.name}.rnrd.eu";
+
+  base-index = pkgs.substituteAll {
+    src = ../../assets/base.html;
+    env.me = util.titleCase me.name;
+  };
+
+  base = pkgs.linkFarm "www-base" {
+    "index.html" = base-index;
+    "favicon.png" = ../../assets/favicon.png;
+  };
+
 in
 {
   imports = [ ./tailnet.nix ];
@@ -43,11 +54,10 @@ in
     '';
 
     virtualHosts = {
-      default = {
+      base = {
         default = true;
-      };
-      ${rnrdUrl} = {
-        root = "/var/www/html";
+        serverName = rnrdUrl;
+        root = base;
         forceSSL = true;
         enableACME = true;
         extraConfig = ''
diff --git a/modules/www/tailnet.nix b/modules/www/tailnet.nix
index df70a55..8ef50cc 100644
--- a/modules/www/tailnet.nix
+++ b/modules/www/tailnet.nix
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 {
   me,
+  config,
   lib,
   pkgs,
   ...
@@ -80,7 +81,7 @@ in
     listenAddresses = [ me.tailscale.ip ];
     # point to the default page, for now!
     locations."/" = {
-      alias = "/var/www/html/";
+      alias = "${config.services.nginx.virtualHosts.base.root}/";
     };
     extraConfig = ''
       access_log /var/log/nginx/tailnet.access.log json_combined;